American Jobs Already Being Destroyed by the “Radical Left”
By Sally Purple

While Barrack Obama won the American election by a hefty margin on Tuesday night, a significant portion of Americans are distraught. Republican supporters worry that the President-elect’s plans will involve significant taxation, and that this will cause American jobs to disappear. But even before President-elect Obama has had the chance to begin this alleged taxation binge, Americans have begun to blame job losses on him.

Political cartoonist Ernesto Savage was laid off from one of the biggest daily newspaper firms just one day after the election. His former employer claimed that it was no longer feasible to employ political cartoonists.

“And it’s true!” Savage exclaims. “Cartoonists make people laugh by exaggerating politician’s features. What am I supposed to draw? Big lips? An afro? My career is ruined because of Obama!”

Republicans have rallied behind Mr. Savage, who has been aptly dubbed “Joe Cartoonist”.